3
02 Mar 12 at 11 pm

Cruz, the wise bestie (via madridvstheworld)

(Source: leteliaeatcake)

"EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE SUCKS"

My face feels naked. 

 208169
23 Jun 11 at 2 pm

thisismyragethisismylove:

herewegoagain-:


“HONEY”


“WHAT”

“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”

“WHAT”

“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”

“I UHHHH. ORGANIZED THEM.”

“WHAT?!”

“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”

“I NEED THEM

“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTICING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”

“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”

“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”

“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”

“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

LAWLZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(Source: westmostcoast, via symphony-soliders)

thisismyragethisismylove:

herewegoagain-:

“HONEY”
“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”“I UHHHH. ORGANIZED THEM.”“WHAT?!”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTICING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

LAWLZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 67117
14 Jun 11 at 2 am
tags: real talk 

I’M STILL SINGLE

(Source: itrocksmysocks, via guiseppezappia)

 1903
10 Jun 11 at 1 am
tags: real talk 

(via guiseppezappia)

 164
01 Jun 11 at 1 am
tags: real talk 

Yeah. Where you at? 

(Source: ryan34alan, via evelyncarolinedoyle)