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18 Dec 13 at 6 pm

During the holidays, Gladware will gladly fuk you over 

During the holidays, Gladware will gladly fuk you over 
 4
24 Jan 13 at 10 am

Alex 

"Dude, he’s a Republican..that’s like dating the devil. We talked about abortion. Sh*t went down."

"The Chinese are cruel but smart, I respect that."

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08 Aug 12 at 11 pm

Demo Gakidis talking about humans as if they were a cup of coffee

"I love a good ethnic blend."

My sister talking to her friend about her hot older brother

Friend: You better not take advantage of him Laura
Laura: OH. I'll take advantage of him...
Friend: No I mean you better not screw him over.
Laura: OH. I'll screw--
Friend: ...

phone calls from sierra

sierra calls me.....
me: hi sierra
sierra: jalapeno or cheddar cheese?
me: cheddar
sierra: ok bye
that was the entire conversation.....highlight of my night : D

I lost the evolutionary game. 

No m8s you see. 

What an odd melodramatic way of thinking at 19. 


05 Mar 12 at 10 pm

Sara K. and midterm woes

"So I’m writing a paper on zebra fish and I want to die."

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25 Feb 12 at 1 pm

BUT ACTUALLY. THIS IS MY FATHER. 

How else did we have a guinea pig, a hamster, a dog, two cats, about four LLAMAS growing up?? 

(Source: istake, via howthemindreels-deactivated2013)

Had a dream Jennifer Lopez was my cousin, I was going to inherit from her and she was going to build me a house in Syracuse. 

Then I woke up and remembered she’s Puerto Rican. I’m Mexican.
That could never happen.

 8
15 Jan 12 at 2 am

Laura Cruz 

"You could find a reason to drink….drink because Casey Anthony got away!"

 5
09 Jan 12 at 4 pm
tags: personal  hahahaha 

Daniel: 1 

Laura: 0

andrewwrichard:

20 Dec 11 at 12 pm

kevin’s advice on how to get hot chocolate (via porkchopper)

(via porkchopper-deactivated20120109)

tags: HAHAHAHA  WHAT? 

"raid their panties"

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13 Dec 11 at 4 pm

My sister

tags: Hahahaha  it wasn't 

"WHEN IS THIS CONVERSATION OVER BECAUSE I DON’T FEEL LIKE IT’S GOING ANYWHERE!"