I lost the evolutionary game.
No m8s you see.
What an odd melodramatic way of thinking at 19.
Sara K. and midterm woes
BUT ACTUALLY. THIS IS MY FATHER.
How else did we have a guinea pig, a hamster, a dog, two cats, about four LLAMAS growing up??
Had a dream Jennifer Lopez was my cousin, I was going to inherit from her and she was going to build me a house in Syracuse.
Then I woke up and remembered she’s Puerto Rican. I’m Mexican.
That could never happen.
kevin’s advice on how to get hot chocolate (via porkchopper)