I lost the evolutionary game.
No m8s you see.
What an odd melodramatic way of thinking at 19.
BUT ACTUALLY. THIS IS MY FATHER.
How else did we have a guinea pig, a hamster, a dog, two cats, about four LLAMAS growing up??
(Source: istake, via howthemindreels-deactivated2013)
Had a dream Jennifer Lopez was my cousin, I was going to inherit from her and she was going to build me a house in Syracuse.
Then I woke up and remembered she’s Puerto Rican. I’m Mexican.
That could never happen.