There were random well dressed attractive men holding signs that said “FREE COMPLIMENTS” on the quad today, as I walked I started to smile and struggled to hide my teeth when I walked past for my compliment. One goes “I saw that smile at the sign…it was a nice smile.” Choppy and short comment awkward as can be so his friend jumped in to help and goes “I like your Sperries! That’s what I’m all about.” As he awkwardly lifts his leg up in the air while still holding the sign.
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. At this point I said thanks and giggled all the way to my phishbowl ahahaha.