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21 Mar 14 at 11 am
tags: hahaha  personal 

New friends are interesting.
They end up making all kind of mistakes
That they don’t know are mistakes. 
It’s endearing. 
Till I have to crush them and tell them I don’t eat Chipotle. 

My dating strategy? 
I call it “nah.”

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30 Dec 13 at 12 am

kinda looks like a chip version of nacho patrick star tbh 

so like you’ve hit bikini BOTTOM? 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via benantiandthejets)

tags: worst jokes  ever  hahaha 
kinda looks like a chip version of nacho patrick star tbh 
so like you’ve hit bikini BOTTOM? 
Me: How do I turn on my read receipts?
My sister: Don't be that bitch

foucault-the-haters:

I’ve discovered that my friend loves to get me drunk because when I’ve had enough to drink I start telling people (due to liquid confidence) that their discourse is cisnormative and that their labour is exploited for surplus value.

I’m fun at parties.

yes, when can we party? 


18 Dec 12 at 7 pm

Friends little brother. 

"I like my women like I like my coffee….bitter."

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14 Oct 12 at 10 pm

Gregory 

"I have like 20,000 boyfriends."

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01 Sep 12 at 3 pm

Sam 

I mean yeah Sam, sometimes I do that 

tags: hahaha  thanks bro 

"Hey Sierra do you talk to any straight guys?"

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11 Aug 12 at 11 pm
tags: HAHAHA  laura 

Long layover today because

Sierra: ...they're missing a flight attendant.
Laura: WHAT
Sierra: Yeah we're waiting on her to show up
Laura: DUMB BITCH

This guy.

Guy: If your day was a color what would it be?
Me: Yellow, but not a bright yellow but a yellow because it wasn't all bad, more like a dull goldenrod yellow.
Guy: You're looking at the menu aren't you?
Me: No.
Guy: *smirk*
Me: I was looking at the yellow on your hat.
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16 Jun 12 at 12 am
tags: Hahaha 

so—say—we—all:

sierracuse:

so—say—we—all:

sierracuse replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: sierracuse ninaesse faineemae …

Hahahah I’m da HBIC

It’s gotta be youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Circlesss we’re going in circlesss dizzy is all it makes usssss 

I’ve tried playin cool, but when I’m looking at your blog, I can’t ever be cool, cause it makes my heart raceee

All that you want is under your nose, IiiiI wanna save your reblogs tonight, other blogs will only break you, leave ya torn apart. IiiiiiI wanna save ya save ya save your reblogsssss

(Source: not-one-step-back, via not-one-step-back)

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06 Jun 12 at 11 pm
tags: hahaha 

farfromthepacific:

lol hey guys, is anyone an anthro major? can they tell me what they like about it/what they want to do with the major? thx 

wow I hate you. I’m an anthro/ir major…way to pay attention Demo. Thx~

I shall now scold you during our facebook chat that we are having right now.

I’ve stared at this for so long Idk what I’m writing about anymore….what’s a federation?

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07 May 12 at 12 pm

Texas Sen. John Carona, R-Dallas, in an email response to Sen. Dan Patrick, R-Houston, who had accused Carona of spreading rumors about his personal life. Both reportedly have aspirations to be the next lieutenant governor.  (via officialssay)

"I’ve never been shy about sharing my dislike and distrust of you. Put bluntly, I believe you are a snake oil salesman; a narcissist that would say anything to draw attention to himself."